Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
I just dropped a condom on the floor at costco in front of my girlfriend and her husband. Today is not going to go well.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
Its 6:30pm and dad just drunk called me asking me what the alarm code at home is..... I'm at home, and dad isn't here.....
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