Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
This guy either needs to stop touching me or buy me another drink.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
while i am personally glad that we met...i feel like for society as a whole it was a bad thing
I just told the joker that my vagina is the bat cave and he needs to infiltrate it.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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