They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
The wizard has you scheduled for a 6am sex breakfast
I'm so there
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
My drunk ass is being chauffeured around like the damn queen of England
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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