I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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