will power is for people who don't want to get laid
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
While you were hooking up with her I pulled you off to make sure you knew what you were doing.
You said you were "testing the product for Chris."
I'm a bad man.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
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