Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
You and your empty threats of no sex. Like.u.cud.hold.out.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
Well, my mom brought up me being vague about losing my license and she gave me the intervention look. so i left before they could bring out their heartfelt letters...
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
I'm high and reading a Wikipedia article on circumcision procedure. Help.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
You're supposed to discourage my sluttiness not bring me hot Colombian men
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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