But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
my one-armed grandma is doing the YMCA. you figure it out.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
My logic for bringing him home was, he's in law school so odds are he wouldn't kill me.
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
I just wanted to personally thank you for throwing clementine slivers at me across the room while we made out
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
my nurturing instincts told me to take his clothes off
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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