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Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
he was CRYING into my vagina
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
She bit me. She gave me a brief pity cuddle. I gave her an awkward backrub, somehow I thought it would be a good idea to include the vagina in that. It wasn't.
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
i think i need to institute a "if your dick has been in my mouth this year i get a xmas present" policy
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
