Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
They actually said and I quote "it definitely looks like your knees went through some over usage"
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
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