I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
this is a save-me-from-tijuana-tequila-and-hoookers booty call. if i don't hear from you by 8pm i'm grabbing my passport
if i'm not back tomorrow call the embassy
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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