Me. At least after what I've been through.
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
also, when i showed up he started talking to me and eventually asked me if the girls treated me well. i went on to talk about my sex life. he was talking about his secretaries.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Randomize
