ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Randomize
