btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
I figure that my generation of my family needs an alcoholic. I'll take that burden.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I think your dad took our porno
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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