State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
Pretty sure I just convinced a drunk guy at the train station that I was from the future
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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