let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.
I feel like he knows I had a dream about him eating me out in the janitors closet at the holiday party. He's giving me THAT look.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
So I come home this morning to get ready for a job interview and there is garlic seasoning all over the hardwood and a knife in the wall. What. the. fuck.
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