Facebook is asking me which Pokemon I'd be. Is there one whose only moves are gay sex and reading Adrienne Rich?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
This is my life. Enjoy the view
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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