I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
how many times in life can you be kicked out of a pizza buffet for vomiting on the food and insulting small children
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
If your find a 12 pack on your doorstep consider it a gentleman's agreement to never speak of that night again
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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