I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
i just hate vaginas for liking penis's insside them
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
I think I sprained my soul last night
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
Stop leaving buckets of wine at my house.
All you need for a happy life is Jameson and slippers
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
Randomize
