There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
There is nothing more embarrassing than your birth control alarm going off while in a meeting with your boss and they tell you to take it.
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
All I fucking want right now is a cheeseburger the size of my face
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