My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
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