no. you can't hotbox the world.
flash back: i gave smirnoff to a group of children at walmart
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Just a heads up. Everytime I get arrested in Maine I claim I lost my ID and use your name.
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She didn't need to know her brother was thrown out of a bar for getting head on the dance floor. You're a shit head.
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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