butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
It's officially time to start saving up weed money for the NCAA tournament
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I just noticed that my shirt smells like coffee after eating out a Barista
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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