Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
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