Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
my god I love twenty year old dicks
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I'm gonna go take a shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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