What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
This can only be settled by a dance off.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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