Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Tried to bribe the bartender with wedding cake. Felt bad for not giving her a tip.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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