You're gonna have to start calling my house phone from now on
How come?
Cuz 'Dad' looked pretty similar to the word Dane when i sent that picture message
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
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