There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
You should try cooking mac & cheese naked sometime. It's quite relaxing.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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