so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
We're like Siamese twins, but joined at the genitals.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You are a booty call, not a friend.
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
I couldn’t resist. He had a camouflage condom. You know I love a man in a uniform
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