Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
He wore socks while I was giving him head. I couldn't even focus on his penis because of the socks.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
