No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
Blood and glitter go together right?
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
Just spent the morning washing Bailey's and Guiness out of my clothes -_-
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
This is an alert from the drunk police: you have reached the point of no return. Text messages past this point are illegible.
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