$1 pitcher night should be outlawed.
this is no time to have dignity 4/20 is coming
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
this will be a night to untag.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I smell like a skunk, but I'm okay with that.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
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