i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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