Small penises have feelings too.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
A 14 year old with a teardrop tattoo just tried to sell me weed. I'm in the wrong fucking neighborhood.
I'm actually glad you're quitting. Now there's one less person at work who's seen me naked.
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I wasn't so much your wingman at that point as I was the interpreter of you point at shit and mumbling to the cab driver.
I tried to get you something for Valentine's Day too but they said they couldn't deliver skittles and ecstasy :(
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
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