I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just barfed on his mom.
You told him you were too drunk to meet his parents. Totally his fault.
The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
I just had to kick out lesbian wedding crashers. They literally wanted to punch me. I threatened to call the cops so they went outside and smoked a joint.
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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