Come get meeee. I'm stranded in the middle of no where with Paul (?). I think u puked on his friend.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
We had to coat check the pizza.
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
I do have a life. It just consists of making scarves and chesse straws now
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
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