im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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