Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
There is a full size piano in the middle of our road. Please tell me you had nothing to do with this.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
Rule #127: If your going to try fuck a married guy, you gotta be hotter then his wife; diet starts today.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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