school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Dunno why I keep hitting snooze. It's never gonna give me the kind of sleep I need to be sober.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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