If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
if a CSI technician examined our hotel room with a black light he'd think we hit the Pulse button a DNA blender without a lid
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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