help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
That was the gentlest I've ever been bitten in the face by a dog
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I saw him coke blaxckout on the subway at 9 this morning yelling at people callig himself the gatekeeper.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
at least its a cool name to shout when he's balls deep in you later
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
I wonder how many people saw me whip my junk out and bang it on the light post in front of holabird bar and liquors last night. I'm about tired of having to do that.
Nobody saw you except the people in the bar, because you weren't outside. You were inside, and you were smacking it on the mens bathroom door handle
I really hate whoever invented fireball.
I loaned him a tie and then had to tie it for him. I'm like his weird lesbian girlfriend.
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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