I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
I drank it. I drank the beer from '78. I drank my bday beer, I drank my soul
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Randomize
