We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
It's totally a relationship. we have sex in other people's beds, watch mad men while high and get drunk on his teammates' beer. don't you dare stomp on my dreams with your societal judgments
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
I just shaved my legs via the sink as to not wake my parents up because I know I'll be having marathon sex tomorrow after my certification exam... so this is life after college.
They were playing some sort of fast food scavenger hunt game as an ice breaker. Some chick stamped a Starbucks logo on my hand and told me to go find the girl with the matching stamp and fill her with cream.
Dave had an Arby’s stamp and some sorority girl grabbed him and screamed “I’ve have the meat!”\n
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