i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
I literally farted midsex as a siren for him to get the fuck off me.. No such luck.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
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