i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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