Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
No mine's bigger. It just looks smaller because I'm drunk
Weekdays seemed more exciting when I had a drinking problem. Like I had something to look forward to at night.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
When did angry sex become our thing?
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
wow bdsm is so cute
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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