on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
at least he left the skimmer on the side of the pool so i could fish out my thong in the morning
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Well yea but it's the principle of the thing.. The fact that he could actually BE your daddy
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
Randomize
