What a fucking waste of an outfit
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Laying on my driveway in my pajamas in the sun having my severe hangover cigarette, and the daycare house across the street is having playtime in the yard! I believe I'm currently being what's known as a "bad example!"
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
I'm drunk and don't know where I am. There's a giant metal penguin if that helps.
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