i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
Is putting "Tonight I'm Fucking You" on my date playlist too forward?
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
She's the prison bitch to my Martha Stewart.
I got my gum stuck on his balls.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
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