a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He just kept petting my ear and informing me that I wasn't one of the guys
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
No it's only my right leg that feels like it's about to fall off. The left is fine.
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
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