Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
textsfromlastnight.com keeps rejecting me
that alone proves you never get laid, nor have a life.. or have anything funny to contribute to the world.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
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What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
My goal tonight is to be arrested by the Police Women of Cincinnati.
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