We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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