sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
thats the 2nd threesome ive been accused of this week
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
If I had pants on, you wouldn't be getting this text message
The other night he asked if I had a condom and I said I had an IUD. and he goes OMG A BOMB?
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
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