His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Just headbutted a photographer. This convention just got really interesting.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We found him sitting in the back of the club crying into a strippers lap. She told us he missed his pet frog and to come back later.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
You abruptly started screaming because they had and I quote “calamari on the hoof”
Randomize