I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
It's like....nice talking about real estate but your son gave me herpes
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
i wore just an American flag as my costume-huge success. 20 people pledged allegiance to my ass including a senior frat boy at the keg. God bless America.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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