Did you ever notice that cashews look like fetuses?
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Dude. No way. She insults the term butterface. She's a butternothing.
The moment you ate chicken nuggets out of your purse you were my hero.
Where the hell did i get chicken nuggets from
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I can feel your judgement through the phone
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
