I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
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